Hey, come on out tonight to the Pinch! It’s a nice little bar with a sweet little contest that I’m in the finals for! I moved on in two previous rounds; both unexpectedly. I’m happy to be in the finals, but who doesn’t want to win? I’m generally not a competitive person, but c’mon, seriously, I want it so bad! If I don’t win, what will I do to myself and to others?! Nothing, but why take that chance. Watch me try to be as funny as I can be tonight at The Pinch!

Comedy Party USA
@ The Pinch
237 Sullivan St.
9 PM
FREE

Hey, so I did a contest last week and lost, but then got an email a few days later saying I won! Maybe one of the other winners got struck by lightning. I hope they get better soon. Not too soon. Like after 8 PM tonight. Come on out and support! I promise to be good!

Hey all,

I’ve been having a pretty great month bouncing around from place to place, doing shows here and there, hanging out, having fun, beach, lobster, crawfish, meat. It’s all good. Went to New Orleans, Santa Fe, back to NY, to Boston, Transcendentalist Television 4 was fantastic, back to NY, up to Maine and now finally back in Brooklyn for an extended period. Again, Dan and I can’t thank everyone enough for making Transcendentalist Television 4: The Show Heard Round The World so amazing. Everyone had a ball and is now officially a member of The New Transcendentalists, even if their title is only macaroni shaker. We’ll be getting videos up as soon as we become intelligent enough to do that. We have them! I swear! Also, in the future you may see some other people contributing content on this web site besides Dan and I. We know everything we say is brilliant, but these other New Transcendentalists are too. Don’t fret!

Also, I’ll be performing on Comedy Party USA at The Pinch in the village tonight at 8 PM. It’s a small contest that I hope to at least have a good set on. So come on out and support, why don’tcha?!