Hey, come on out tonight to the Pinch! It’s a nice little bar with a sweet little contest that I’m in the finals for! I moved on in two previous rounds; both unexpectedly. I’m happy to be in the finals, but who doesn’t want to win? I’m generally not a competitive person, but c’mon, seriously, I want it so bad! If I don’t win, what will I do to myself and to others?! Nothing, but why take that chance. Watch me try to be as funny as I can be tonight at The Pinch!

Comedy Party USA
@ The Pinch
237 Sullivan St.
9 PM
FREE

Hey, so I did a contest last week and lost, but then got an email a few days later saying I won! Maybe one of the other winners got struck by lightning. I hope they get better soon. Not too soon. Like after 8 PM tonight. Come on out and support! I promise to be good!