Hey, come on out tonight to the Pinch! It’s a nice little bar with a sweet little contest that I’m in the finals for! I moved on in two previous rounds; both unexpectedly. I’m happy to be in the finals, but who doesn’t want to win? I’m generally not a competitive person, but c’mon, seriously, I want it so bad! If I don’t win, what will I do to myself and to others?! Nothing, but why take that chance. Watch me try to be as funny as I can be tonight at The Pinch!

Comedy Party USA
@ The Pinch
237 Sullivan St.
9 PM
FREE