Transcendentalist Television » Jews http://transcendentalisttelevision.com It's Not TV Wed, 26 May 2010 19:46:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Things I’ve Learned About L.A. Through Movies About L.A. http://transcendentalisttelevision.com/2009/04/things-ive-learned-about-la-through-movies-about-la/ http://transcendentalisttelevision.com/2009/04/things-ive-learned-about-la-through-movies-about-la/#comments Mon, 20 Apr 2009 02:05:05 +0000 Dan Tovrov http://transcendentalisttelevision.com/?p=454 I’ve been to Los Angeles, but I’m going to assume what they show in movies is more correct.

- It’s easy to make it big.

- The Chinese are everywhere

- The town is run by the Jews terminator02

– Easily infiltrated by robots

- The surf is always good

- There’s a problem with water

- Everyone has a pool

- It’s hard to make it big

- There are lots of diners

- These diners are not safe places to be. You could be murdered, or robbed, or see homeless monsters behind dumpsters

- Writers get murdered there

- Famous movie stars get murdered there

- Starlets get murdered there

- People get murdered there for no reason spinner_concept_la

- In just 10 years, it’s going to look a lot different. The future does not treat LA kindly

- Even in the future, people dress like it’s the fifties

- All the women are really hot. And they will have sex with you!

- There are so many Private Detectives. I’m surprised they don’t run into each other more

- Everyone’s out to get you

- There are vampires there… but where aren’t there vampires

- Unfrozen cavemen can go to prom

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