On Thursday, January 21, The Office aired its worst episode ever. The “all new episode” was a clip show.

I had thought of about twenty different ways to start this post, but whatever. It doesn’t matter. Here’s the truth – Thursday’s The Office was terrible. And I think it’s a tell-tale sign of the decline of a great TV show.

The episode, structured around the thin plot of a consultant (well played by Flight of the Conchords’ David Cosgtabile) interviewing Toby about the company, was totally unnecessary and actually angering. TV needs to, and should have already, figure out that Clip Shows are irrelevant in the internet age. But more on that later.

Six seasons may just be too much for this (once?) great show. Feel free to compare the runs of the American Office to the British original, which purposefully limited itself to just two season. But I don’t know if it’s appropriate. The Office was a success in the United States, and kept getting better as we got more invested in Jim and Pam’s relationship. But in a few years, when we can buy the completed series on DVD, it might become apparent that the show peaked around season 4.

Clip shows are the mark of a dying series. It takes just about no writing, costs nothing and are usually sappy and lame (side note: Saved by the Bell had a least four different clip shows). But The Office on Thursday seemed particularly bad. Here’s why:

Clip shows are exceedingly pointless in a world with perpetually available internet, On Demand television and cable syndication. Clip shows just don’t make sense anymore. With the internet, I can watch The Office, or really any show past or present, whenever I want. I can watch whole episodes and then find clips I like and then clips related to those first clips. There are dozens of free site I can watch The Office, including NBC.com,  Hulu and iTunes, and I can watch clips on Youtube. Imdb has 247 The Office videos available. All these sites even have clips you can see only on the internet. If I wanted to watch a clip show of the The Office, I’d just make my own.

And if I don’t feel like watch a show on my computer, not a problem. My TV automatically records every new episode of The Office and used to record the show even when reruns aired. Again, I can watch anytime I want to. But even in a time when TV shows are literally at my finger tips, a clip show is extra annoying for a show like The Office.  The series is only half way through it’s sixth season, but already I’ve seen each episode probably an average of three times, certain episodes maybe even a dozen. There are Office reruns on every day. It plays on three different channels – NBC, TBS and FOX. It’s on hours a day. Once I looked at my guide and saw it was on for eight hours one Tuesday. Check out this week’s air schedule. That’s a lot of episodes. Sometimes, the exact same episode is on two different channels at once.

I’m honestly sick of rewatching old clips of The Office. It’s a truly great show, I just see it too often.   So every Thursday (actually usually Friday after work, when I watch my DVR recording) I get really excited to see a new episode. So if you’re going to show a clip show, I better have some warning. And I know I’m not the only one who feels this way.

“I felt insulted,” said Ryan Morris, The Office expert and devotee. “If I wanted to see clips from the ‘A Benihana Christmas’ episode again I would just turn on TBS or one of the other 3 networks that airs reruns 24 hours a day.”

Maybe the real problem is that The Office is winding down; and that’s hard to take. The shows isn’t as good as it used to be. A big reason for that, I think, is that the tension, the dramtics, surrounding Jim and Pam is over. It was great watching Jim’s painful love of Pam and their hilarious flirting. But now things are fine between them. They’re married and happy. The show’s root has been, well, uprooted. Carell is still funny, but the show has eliminated a lot of the really awkward jokes and caustic edge it used to have. Michael is still funny, but he rarely makes you cringe like he used to. Also, Jim’s a boss. I don’t know about anyone else, but I liked Jim a lot more when he was a prank playing slacker.

The Office had a great run. I’ll still turn it on a rerun while I make dinner, letting Dwight lecture over the sound of banging pots. But last Thursday’s episode was a loud signal that the show is coming down from its peak. Maybe the US version should take a cue from its English parent.

There’s a new late night war going on, but this time it’s in house. But for how long? NBC put too many talk show hosts on their daily schedule and now look at what kind of monster they have created. Seeing as Conan has already stated he will not follow Jay Leno at 12:05 am odds are good he will be heading to Fox or another network. But really who else is going to grab him besides Fox, the CW?

The problem is with NBC executives of course, but the one guy you’ve got to root for is Conan O’Brien. He is the best host NBC has right now, being the second best late night host currently on television. Of course the king right now is David Letterman. I’d root for Conan in a war with him and Letterman. Not against Jon Stewart though if he ever gets a late night talk show. Always root Conan over bear though; always!

But then there’s Jay Leno. Yo, fuck that guy. Jay Leno is beyond redemption. I’ve always heard Jay Leno was funny, but fuck all if I’ve ever seen it on either of his TV shows. His version of Tonight was always too lame to be considered great and his new TV show is boring and long. I guess in the 1980s when he was on the Tonight Show performing and guest hosting he was brilliant, but good luck finding anything documented. Jay Leno never had an hour television special, a CD or a anything.

Jay should’ve recorded a CD a long time ago. J used to be funny, reportedly. Bill Hicks (whose lost Letterman set was aired by the King earlier this year) has a bit dedicated on how Jay Leno has sold out recorded in 1994 off of Rant In E Minor. The bit is called Artistic Roll Call and uses Jay Leno as a prime example of a sell out for Doritos and NBC.

He could’ve lasted in primetime, but the problem is Jay Leno has no more self awareness. Jay Leno is that guy that tells jokes on TV, but no one would ever want to have a conversation with him. The Jay Leno Show should be a half hour and steal the format of The Ed Sullivan Show. Jay Leno hosting the acts of the day. Bill Cosby was known for talking to kids so he ended up with Kids Say The Darnedest Things. This is your Kids Say The Darnedest Things, Leno! NBC, come out this fall with The Ed Sullivan Show hosted by Jay Leno.

I’m with Coco.

Go to Fox, Coco. Put a coonskin cap on that red hair and be a pioneer.

Currently there are five network channels: Central Broadcasting Service, National Broadcasting Company, American Broadcasting Company, Fox Broadcasting Company and CW Television Network.

Something I looked up today and found tickled my mind a bit was that of these five networks only four of them have ever had a top Neilsen rated show for a year and FOX only within the past four years.

That show is of course American Idol, but before Idol FOX never had the top rated show. For the first twenty years of the Neilsen ratings only CBS and NBC had a top rated TV show, but ABC’s first was in 1971 with Marcus Welby, M.D., which I have never heard of, but I assume is about a doctor named Marcus.

CBS dominated the early 70s and the early 80s, but The Cosby Show on NBC held the mid-late 80s and then in the 90s and 00s CBS, NBC and ABC split it up all over the place with Seinfeld, ER, Roseanne, CSI, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?, Home Improvement, 60 Minutes, Cheers and Friends each taking it occasionally.

What kind of surprises me is that Married With Children was never the top rated show. FOX was a young network so I understand why not, but if American Idol is appealing to a low demographic then Married With Children and a few other early FOX shows were scraping the bottom of the barrel. And American Idol is still on top even though there are 800 copycat shows all over the world these days. I didn’t know Simon Cowell was that big of an asshole.